Vvardenfel ruined by idiots

LAVA flowing into a LAKE surrounded by CHERRY TREES.

And yes, this is a permanent structure.

I can only imagine what morons are developing this, they must be the lowest scum of scum.

Bethesda proves their target audience is children

>"Hey bro, I got the gold can you hook me up with some skooma? I really new my fix"
>"Sorry bro, skooma is just sweet syrup made from the finest moon candy now bro"
>drink it anyways
>you have gained the perk "sweet tooth"
>gain +1 charisma

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Can you see all that is wrong?

1. Terrible writing
2. Complete lack of choice
3. Completely unaware that argonians are supposed to be immune to poison
4. "Someone is here to save my life, better praise Sithis!"

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>Clone the MMO most people have sunk money into and feel committed to play despite massive flaws in gameplay balance and graphics
>Butcher the lore from the TES series so you have to do less work (Elfen city that looks like it's made of glass and bug wings? Too much like hard work, we'll just make it out of stone and say it was a transcription error)
>implying this isn't going to be the worst thing ever conceived by man


you know a game is shit when the developers are lurking video sites 24/7 so that they can pull any evidence of its existence as soon as it appears



I'm not joking. They reworked some fantastical place that is described in earlier lore to be made of "glass and insect wings" into just being another medieval and boring stone and brick area. And they're blaming transcription errors for everything. They're lazy through and through and it's very obvious they're hoping that what little hype is left for Skyrim will get them enough money to profit on this pile of shit.


I'm in the beta too. The game plays exactly like WoW, except it has a badly executed TES skin applied. It also leverages the full power of the Hero engine to provides players with input lag on all movement and ability use.



>somebody in the beta broke the NDA
>20 minutes of footage including a character creator that boils down to "choose which texture overlay to use" and a "collect 4 dwemer parts" quest
>zenimax PR teams are now working 24/7 to threaten anyone who uploads the video with a copyright claim

Wood elves being ruined

>Pink skin
>Punk girl haircut
>Cute and quirky
>Cleavage
>Fingerless gloves
>Exposed midriff
>Ewan McGregor Kenobi single braid

Compare it to Morrowind:

It is so disgusting to see a interesting and cultured race be turned into a childish cutsy generic elf.

Awful art direction

Compared to Morrowind it looks like a kid's Pixar movie.

FUCKERS

Elder scrolls capture-the-flag mechanic

>mystical ancient scrolls that predict major future events
>series is named after them
>just laying around in keeps being win traded every hour by factions

They have never been spoken of as being used tactically like a weapon, and everything about them defies the idea that they can be wielded like some sort of general's toy. It's a stupid mechanic and should not exist. It shits all over what Elder Scrolls are all about.

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I don't even know why they had to rape the lore so much with the 3 factions and the non-jungle. Nobody wanted the game to be set during a big war, everyone wouldve been fine with a huge as fuck, player driven tamriel. You pick your race and spawn in your own country and then you go and explore shit.
Players can build settlements if they want and npcs will move into your cities that sell shit and store items etc.
Guess that's too much to ask, it will be a shitty as fuck TOR(GW2 clone with the TES name slapped on it

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TORtanic 2.0

>Hero engine

Check

>300m+ budget

Check

>Full VA

Check

>Palmed off to secondary studio

Check

>Biodrone equivalent

Check

>Everyone saves the world!

Check

>Lore rape

Check

They even gutted the two main draws for TES games

>Customisation

Want to be a shady alchemist who almost exclusively kills by poisoning people through pick pocket? Sorry

>Sandbox

Want to ignore the quests and decorate your home with all the books and pretty flower arrangements? Nope, gotta level fast!