Bethesda proves their target audience is children

>"Hey bro, I got the gold can you hook me up with some skooma? I really new my fix"
>"Sorry bro, skooma is just sweet syrup made from the finest moon candy now bro"
>drink it anyways
>you have gained the perk "sweet tooth"
>gain +1 charisma

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Can you see all that is wrong?

1. Terrible writing
2. Complete lack of choice
3. Completely unaware that argonians are supposed to be immune to poison
4. "Someone is here to save my life, better praise Sithis!"